I will never understand this American obsession with euro cars. Being Irish and living in the USA now, I can tell you that I grew up doing the opposite – fed up with our own stressed out little diesel econoboxes and craving the big American cars with their V8's and unique styling. The huge Crown vic or Impala taxis…

I loved that she didn't age, even at his 100th birthday party. And why would she? Christie Brinkley is a flawless goddess!!!

Could it be Andreas Renschler? What about Rupert Stadler? Jason Torchinsky? There are a lot of options.

I'm guessing he doesn't have the Koalafications to drive

yall imma ugly cry so hard when i watch this

The one good thing about PA vehicle laws is that you don't always have to go through the DMV directly.

If it were my house you would be able to see it from all of the dog snot that would be there.

Umm... is it me or does it not seem like there's enough room to get those cars out?

I saw the dog coming pretty early on in that last story and wanted to stop reading. I didn't stop reading. I'm calling my dog now to see if she's ok.

It was also really brilliant to leave a bunch of burning candles in an empty house for hours.

yeah, once he started laying the chocolates on the ground, i could see where it was going, and then he mentioned the dog and yeah ok that's definitely where this is going

I love that the BEST burger Drew has ever had was still served in a wrapper. You know there are actual restaurants out there, right?

I could see that ending coming long before the guy mentioned there was a dog in the house.

If you have to ask her to be your homecoming date, she's not really your girlfriend

I was in Taco Bell on Valentine's day because I'm a winner, and there was a latino gentleman with his significant other playing mariachi music on his phone completely non-ironically. It took all of my willpower not to either laugh or smash his fucking phone.

And people who don't turn off the fucking typewriter clicking on their iphones. They need to be deported.

Only after we kill the guy in the office who leaves his phone on his desk with the ringer and all notification sounds on. He's gotta go first.

I currently drive a CTS V Sport, my first car was a VW Beetle which I owned for less than 24 hours before I rolled it. Not a great start.

I know dude it's ridiculous that people have their own tastes and opinions. He should have posted an Audi like everyone else. Derp da durr!!

As a kid, I needed to buy bulk ice and for some reason, I forgot about the 5 pound bags that are sold at every grocery store and gas station out there. Being an enterprising youth, I checked the phone book, found a few entries for icehouses, and proceeded to ask a bunch of bars how much their ice cost.