Has anyone that lives in these conditions ever considered moving? Snow sucks. The cold sucks. Why stay there..?!?

I'm hoping for a massive snowfall the night before House of Cards Season 3 is released!

It never ceases to amaze me how many garages are filled with worthless crap, while the very expensive cars sit outside.

Clear all the shit out of your garage and park your car in it. It will be warmer in the morning and you don't have to clear off the snow

Well, well, aren't we quite the joker?

How does someone only have 8 followers? I have 114 and I'm boring as fuck.

His tire pressure was off by 1.5psi.

We could be friends. My husband buys those small "try these cheese for $5 or less" blocks they have at the grocery store and we always have at least a few different cheeses. I tend to just rip chunks off and eat them standing in front of the fridge.

I used to eat just shredded cheese with a fork. Now I'm wondering why I don't still do that. Mmm, cheese.

Glacial profiling.

First of all thank you Jason for taking the time to explain the purpose of those lines. While most Jalops realize that they are there so that folks in wheelchairs can have extra space especially if they need to deploy a ramp, it seems far too many people just think they are an "extra space."

My favorite taqueria just removed their delicious lamb tacos from the menu. I wasn't a jerk about it, though, I just cry quietly into my tacos now.

You all got this wrong.

Couple of bungies from Home Depot. You're good.

Not to mention insurance for a brand new WRX should be hella cheap for a 16 year old.

I was in a rest area driving to Massachusetts with two of my best friends from college. We were eating, and I thought I recognized a friend of ours outside the window. I said "Hey, is that Zach? ...oh wait no, that's me." I mistook my own reflection for another person.

My first real job out of college I landed from using Monster or some other resume site that was popular back then, and I got an offer that was somewhat lower than I'd expected given the field but still within the range I couldn't justifiably turn it down as my only prospect at the time. It was only a few days later…

Dumbest sober moment of my life - easy.

There was this annoying beeping sound coming from the kitchen one night. It was coming from the oven for some reason. I pulled the oven out from the wall, checked all the wires and everything in the back and still could not figure out why there was a beeping sound. I literally unplugged it, took the entire back apart,…

I appreciate the consideration and thoughtful planning that you have put into your utterly arbitrary rankings.