The pooping was no big deal, but my heart was in my mouth the whole time because I was sure someone was gonna step in it.

1. Why are you posing in front of a Bonobos storefront?

My daughter died in 2011 when she was five from a malignant brain tumor.

If you really want to scavenge a Tokyo fish market, might be a good idea to slide it in front of "mourning my family and friends for a year".

Simple solution for Kyle would have been buying some water and pouring it in the toilet causing the flush to happen.

Exactly, I'd much prefer a Jeep Renegade to a Dart hatch, and I don't even particularly like Jeeps.

Mmm dat G8.

As someone who handles brand pages, you just know that a social media manager was so excited about a non-abusive comment they bragged about it to co-workers. "We got a comment! And not one about making money working from home! You guys, we got a comment!"

It's 2015 and this instrument cluster looks like a cheap, off brand MP3 player that your Grandma bought you for Christmas in 2004.

We're being tortured seeing Evans & Pratt hanging out now when there's still 4 years until Avengers 3. I really hope the post-credits of Civil War is Star Lord and Cap crossing paths.

$27,000

Seth Meyer was actually the first to do this skit, but he repeatedly kept getting yelled at by irate people for being an asshole because nobody knew who the fuck he was.

Neutral: Will American Sedans Rebound?

And so much room for your softball gear!

also how the hell do i get un greyed, I've been commenting regularly with only minimal porn and gore for like 5 years

Hopefully not, all sedans should become 5-door sportbacks like the Audi RS7:

Funny seeing one without the black bumper trim. It looks like how I felt the one time I shaved my beard off!

Actually idk, there front end is pretty nice. But their over they're like "sorry guise".

Neutral: Will American Sedans Rebound?

I like using this place to vent about work, but today I'm just going to talk about how much I love my co-workers and management for this: