I got a job on craigslist once. A good one too. Worked there 9 months and the company was bought out, so they gave me 7 months severance.

Admittedly, I have some fear that I will burn up during all my journeys across the ozone layer. However: I am comforted by the fact that the Tesla Model S is the safest car made, which means I will survive the journey with only a few bruises and possibly a skinned knee. So thank you, Steve, and I have just one…

only thing making me salty is the no 9 speakers with the manual

I checked the Wrangler option.

We're currently on our third basset, but about a dozen years ago we had two—one of which went deaf, and the other, blind. They managed to break out of the yard in San Antonio together on at least two occasions. My wife once found them in an odd position—the blind one managed to get herself stick in a neighbor's wooden…

I wish I had known all this when I bought my first car at 23. I definitely overpaid and even went for the $30/mo warranty package cause this was my first major purchase and I wanted to protect it, duh. Three years later, I've used that package on one $100 tire. Once I did the math on the monthly payments, I realized I…

yeah I'm pretty sure Daschunds are technically the most aggressive/ "dangerous" dog, though since they're so small they can't do any damage.

Every Dachshund that I have ever been around was mean as fuck. So on top of that you add Pit Bull blood to the mix along with the emotional damage that comes from being a rape baby? That dog is going to be a killing machine.

More than 42% of hourly workers at Fiat Chrysler Automobiles have been hired since 2009 and make a lower wage than the longer-term workers — more than twice the percentage originally envisioned when UAW members approved the lower pay rate in 2007.

I don't want to like this little Jeep. But I do. So help me, I do.

Agree 100% percent. Whenever concept car stories come up in the automotive press, I literally keep scrolling.

I brought my parents in to run one half of my business a year ago and there's never been a penny out of place. I monitor my finances constantly anyway, but id hand the keys to them and leave for a month without any fear they would steal from me. Thats the kind of parents every kid should have and parents that aren't…

the only instance of stacking money on the table i could ever support was this totally boss older guy who used to come into my old work.he would put about $200 in fives on the middle of the table, and anytime anyone who worked in the restaurant would help him with ANYTHINg he would give them a five. Busser takes away…

Lets just be perfectly honest here. This should surprise no one.

Was it the All U Can Eat Lobster Fest? I was told this was a way to get my meal comped once, but I never tried it.

ikea, a liquor store, and colorado dispensary.

I keep waiting to see a story about myself in one of these for the time I got drunk at a Red Lobster, climbed on a table and did a weird hula dance holding up two cheddar bay biscuits as a mock bikini top.

OH MY GOD THE DOLLAR STACK!! Sadly this is more common than you would think. I've encountered it several times over the years. But only once was I actually able to do anything about it.

Imagine if they wanted their coleslaw freshly squeezed.

Oh god, I swear I had Coffee Latte's husband the other day. Never in my life have I felt the stupidity ratio in a room rise so rapidly as when this guy opened his mouth.