My partner also prefers morning sex. I prefer sleeping as long as I possibly can. It is a source of endless frustration.

I would read this, but I have no desire to continue with a windbag like you.

I thought he was saying it came with a Yeti Cooler built in. That would have been a cool option...... Ha "cool" option.... I crack my self up.

I still think the whole open-air feel that Jeep is going for with the My Sky panels would have been a great opportunity to throw in the power retractable rear window like the 4Runner.

Now for them to put the Hellcat engine in there...

I'd love to see a breakdown of the available builds. I imagine you'd need a tesseract to correctly show them all.

So I traveled for business last week to Waikiki. National Sales Meeting, and I'm not in sales, so that's even better. They party like rock stars and I'm just along for the ride. I never have to pay for a thing. Most of you know that I barely drink. But, I consider this an exception, much like going to an all-inclusive…

As a Steeler fan, I have to admit that its embarrassing. And shitty. Special favor is never ok. The Mike Adams stabbing is probably the most damning. Expedited permits not so much. Perverting the legal system is never ok and only adds to a growing distrust some segments of the public have towards law enforcement and…

My father got into a serious accident while riding a horse a few years ago. He's fine now, so I can tell this story. He was around 75 at the time, and had a new girlfriend whom he was trying to impress with a romantic ride on the beach. The horse freaked out and threw him into a tree. As a result, he punctured his…

Good god man, the whole point of the shower was to clean his shity ass. She's a fucking saint for not calling him out on that.

This is first and probably only time I'd ever say this, but I'm ok with Gordon winning the Championship this year. Still hoping for Jr. to get it together or for Harvick to repeat, but Gordon going out on top wouldn't be so bad.

Doug needs to see this.

Haha. Yeah, and also: ran when parked, check engine light is on but it's just the gas cap, won't start but all it needs is a new battery. Oh and civic corolla jdm accord prius lexus acura ford mustang jeep audi lexus honda dishwasher garden gnome.

Peanut butter is pretty much the best food. But it's a waste to care about what kind of peanut butter anyone else eats.

Me? Don't care about anyone else's eating habits, but I eat PB a couple of times a week, at least. Nutritious and delicious.

My wife invariably introduces me to couples where the guy has no interest in sports and beer and I literally have nothing to talk to them about. That probably says more about me than I care to admit.

10/10

I certainly understand. Sometimes things have an emotional value that far outstrips any monetary value it may have.

I'm from Kansas and it's pretty much an endlessly generating countryside.

I reaffirm my hankering for the most interesting 3 seconds of any video uploaded to be shown in .gif format, for the literally ones of us with youtube blocked at work.