I also erupted in screams and curses when I realized that Phil Simms was calling the next game.

I left in my teens, because once high school started I wasn't finding 20(+) hours a week of practice amusing any more. I was just getting to the age where the boys started having to shave as well and it was an endless source of amusement for the girls who had been doing it for a few years already.

Wait for the bourbon and scotch snobs to come out of the woodwork

Love the headline. You might not know this, but there used to be a time when drinking wine was actually fun. When you could talk about it without some snooty pretentious d-bag wine snob talking down to you as if you were an idiot. Now most people don't bother because they view wine as too intimidating.

I think the most important factor of determining if you are a beer asshole is how you interact with people who are not enthusiasts. Don't shit on other people's preferences, and never turn your nose up at a host's beer selection. You can try to educate, but the moment you start turning down free beer you are an…

So much tunnel, so much potential for race car testing.

After shaving my legs for years as a college swimmer, the best part about the entire process is crawling under the covers and squirming around like a gay ferret to the sensation! Go ahead and judge me...

I've shaved for swim meets dozens of times and this happens every time.

I got sucked into buying those Tostito Rounds, too but there's a problem when you try to eat two at at a time. As the name implies, they're round but small enough that it's difficult to try a raft technique but they're narrow enough that they don't have the surface area to hold any appreciable amount of salsa single…

I'll go one further. My parents have several HD TVs, pay for cable with HD channels, yet still watch SD channels because they can't remember the channel numbers for the HD ones.

I'm a Seahawk fan. To be honest, I haven't watched them the entire time that I have lived in Seattle (20 years) cause I was too busy going to see shows and fucking rock stars, but I started watching in earnest in 2008.
I am nothing like Paul Allen. I am also nothing like the stupid drunken assholes that ruined my…

Seattle is probably the strangest dichotomy of talent/amazing players versus absolutely intolerable fans/owners. I would be hard pressed to find a worse human than Paul Allen. The entire Seahawks fan base is like a collection of small Paul Allens.
And yet, I love almost everything about the people they put on the…

Seriously this is awesome. First review that popped up

Nah. People here will still circle jerk each other and say how great a Manual transmission is in traffic.

So, uh... do they have a good healthcare plan over at Acura?

You see, after literally years of pomp and circumstance surrounding the NSX, Ford managed to upstage Acura on the very day of the NSX reveal with a far more exciting car that nobody knew anything about. Instead of talking about the new Ford GT for the last decade, and showing people drawings of the Ford GT, and…

My grandpa just owned up to it at his bingo game last night. He said it was under 40 degrees out and his brakes hadn't warmed up yet. He also suspects the guy at the Jiffy Lube was using an analog tire gauge and that there was a 1.5 PSI difference between the tires, hence the clear pulling to the right.

Lloyd and Mora here. Mo is getting up there in age (16 years old) so she doesn't go to the track anymore. She still goes camping though.

My Great Pyrenees puppy keeps me company in the car

Just eat it on the toilet.