Ford won the show so much that they got Nissan to debut an F150!

So this...

That bad-ass female chef in the final story? Yup. You guessed it.

Can I just say I fucking love the premise behind this new sub-blog? I've been looking for something to make me passable at life for quite some time now.

hahahahaha...i was 50/50 while reading the o.g. sentence. both seem apropos to me.

"I don't like the taste of farmed salmon."

At this point my dick is fully retreated into my stomach and my nuts were following close behind.

But Tebow isn't even part of the Broncos anymore.

Working for free? Ya'll crazy. I wait to take my morning poo until I am clocked in. I'm not doing jack shit for free. (I'm the world's best employee)

As a retail veteran, I can assure you, there are people in this world who are peculiarly sensitive to how you take money from them. "You did not just snatch that money out of my hand" has been screamed at me at high volume multiple times.

TO BE FAIR, there is a big difference between wild and farmed salmon, especially regarding health concerns (pregnant women, for example, should only eat wild).

yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

Well, I didn't go to college. I went to the Greater West Virginia School of Hairstyling and Mortuary Services. It was an evening course.

Make sure to get it past the redline, that's the "heat-up" zone.

The sounds my Jeep makes when I start it up on a -5F high day like yesterday...it's like I'm hurting it...

I love getting into my car when it's -10 degrees and flooring it to the redline.

this was super important and thank you for the important input about the importance of pants

at $200 a plate, expressing a strong preference that the entree be free of conspicuous dirt doesn't strike me as being entitled

Yeah, it's absurd. It's not as if Watergate is the only scandal we can reference.

Agreed. GateGate is out of control.