Under 35 here and never showed anyone else nude pics a woman sent me.

Ah. I always wondered about how that system worked. The sales seminar I went to was fairly convincing for a college freshman, but my BS detector went off about 24 hours later. Like, who is in the market for relatively expensive knives but doesn't try them out at Bed Bath and Beyond/Macy's/Sur La Table/Williams &…

YES! I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed the little kid mimicking the mom's "Oh shit"

lol!! Did she blame tire pressures, cool temperatures, and the lack of traction control?

Mom: Oh, shit!

BCO Dumb Customer #1:

The restaurant seems to have provided her with a menu, and if she actually had the "bread" the last time around, she would have had the opportunity to discover that it wasn't bread.

Cooled seats are where its at though.

You clearly aren't from anywhere that gets cold. It was -40 this morning where I am, and having a seat that heats up faster than the rest of the car is worth. every. penny.

Heated seats are the best invention in mankind's entire existence.

Aw, man. I love heated seats.

I cannot be the only man to shed a tear today. We lost a good one today.

Good point. I hear people talk about getting expensive $100+ steaks, meanwhile, I'm happy by going to Texas Roadhouse, (free peanuts!).

Operator: "Tallahassee Police Department, how may I direct your call?"

Huh? Entire video was 1 minue 30 seconds.

Michigan State successfully countered by recruiting Oberyn "The Red Viper" Martell to block him.

Don't mind me - I'm just taking notes so I can write this post for Sammy Watkins in 2024.

Police have arrested the onion and charged it with battery.

The "I hate Doug DeMuro" meetings in Idaho are just a bunch of guys with lifted trucks and valet parking. Also, guns.

This is actually an informative article about an issue I did not know existed. Thank you.