Is it wrong that after two years of living in mainland China, I read that list, gave a mental shrug and kind of thought, "Eh, I probably ingested all of the above at some point in Guangzhou. Pass the hot and sour soup"?

I did a lot of stuff first in my group: got married, bought a house, had a kid. One of my friends had zero qualms asking me what everything cost: engagement ring, car, wedding, house #1, house #2, you name it. I thought it was weird but didn't want to seem weird or secretive so I would tell him. Years later, he…

what? That makes no sense. Cops murdering people had nothing to do with supply and demand and fair market value. If Toyota has 1 rcf to sell and guy a is willing to pay 10k more than guy b, guess who gets the car. And if guy b doesn't think it's worth that extra 10k he doesn't have to buy it. If I think I should be…

Say one thing about FIAT, I dare yah.

I'm confused. Dude is pissed off because his sister texted him one of 365 days to say happy birthday a little early in the morning? Boo fucking hoo. There are plenty of people out there who would be ecstatic to get that text from somebody they love. Put your shit on silent next birthday delta bravo.

But if you can see footage of a person dying because the DPRK hacked into our missile-launch codes and set them off, or if your entire state is plunged into darkness, then it becomes far more real. That's when people take up the pitchforks and get all bomb-y.

So, of course, immediately the internet will come to the conclusion that the Cherokee is a horrendous piece of shit and the engine will blow in 20k miles and every single should be avoided.

Is someone in this story supposed to look good because they all sound like assholes to me.

For 2015 I think Tavarish should be limited to only using BASE MODEL NO OPTION prices for his comparisons. No more $35k optioned civics!

Somehow related, I would give ANYTHING to see that recording on YouTube, and sincerely hope they continued to record/discuss the instance in their car while they drove away. That would be pure gold.

This. You're a server. You're a chef.

The two places I could never work would be a scrap yard and a pet shelter because I'd fall in love with everything and bring it all home.

As much as I liked story #1, and as aghast as I am at the thought of subbing ranch for beurre blanc... am I alone in loving mozzarella sticks? I know they're as sophisticated as french fries and are equally horrible for you, but sometimes I just want fried cheese.

"I recommend TGIFridays, as they also have excellent mozzarella sticks to suit your palate. "

When I started reading these articles I thought they were humorous. People can be really, incredibly rude, disrespectful, etc. We all know that. Just like sometimes the restaurant workers themselves can be complete jerks through no fault of our own. Because EVERYONE can have a bad day a mouth off when they…

I had the same thing. Wingeing, spoilt little bitch grand-daughter with delightful grandma. Bitch grand-daughter (who is honestly about 13) was literally crying saying she wouldn't eat anything but spaghetti bolognaise so the grandma asks me if that is a possibility at all. I explain no, its not, unless she wants to…

Kind of like herpes.

I like to whip it out and then when servers look at me like I'm an ass, I just say, "I'm nobody. There's absolutely no reason for you to know who I am" and continue to be my cordially drunk self.

one thing i love about bco is after it gets posted, people flood it with more awesome stories. it's the gift that keeps on giving.