Hm. I guess that's pretty much what I thought, I just can't imagine pulling it off without killing everyone involved. Sounds like lots of unintentional horn-honking.

"There are people getting killed out there because they're having sex while driving, either with themselves or with another person."

Now that right there is some professional rambling. I thought I was reaching the end of the talk about 5 times.

I have forwarded your comment to Nick Denton at your university.

Whether you like NASCAR or not, these announcements are troubling. If NASCAR can't show advertising value, then what series can?

Pelini was fired not for winning 9 games a year, but for winning 9 games a year against minnows and then pissing down his leg when a shark came to play. Pelini was 1 game over .500 against teams with a winning record during his tenure in Lincoln. He was 8-17 versus ranked opponents. He was 0-3 in Conference…

I will take all the eggnog myself. More nog for me.

The issue isn't neccisarialy

"We had another rival relay team we were trying to beat, and I felt like I was losing time," she says. "So I switched over to the full marathon area, which was almost empty. She came up behind me in a flash. I didn't even see the banner until I was there."

I worked for years at a popular Georgetown 'dining saloon', and I have many stories I could tell, but for some reason this one has come to mind tonight. We were packed on a Saturday night, about three deep at the bar and my cocktail section was overflowing. The windows were open because it was a beautiful DC spring…

This comment of yours right here, 'Says the guy trying to get approval from a woman on the internet', and calling people 'white knights', clearly illustrates what a misogynist douche-bro you are.

"Then I will play with my balls, until I am spent."

There's a reason Napoleon and Snowball were pigs. They're straight up murderers.

A relative had one - might not have technically been a pot-bellied pig but it was some small breed. My recollection is that she was super strong (way stronger than a dog of similar size) and everything they say about pigs' intelligence is correct. My relative kept the pig's food very high up in the garage and once…

Agreed. In fact, every show I'm at I let kids sit in my car for pics. And even play with stuff if they don't look like trouble.

This might betray my lowbrow origins, but if a restaurant guaranteed that a pig, two clowns and a bee would have a big nightly chase scene I would eat there five times a week.

Really, if anyone's going to be down with that, it's a distinguished professor.

Could even be true. Lots of people like to dress down when they're rubbing shoulders with the plebeians. I myself drive a Honda Odyssey when I don't want to be noticed. I just don't tell people my other car is a POS too.

OK, I agree with this, but my friends and I went to a car show once where all these #youths were standing by the exit of the lot, and begging those people in fast cars to do burnouts. Pretty much no one did it, because it was a semi-serious car show. But then this one guy, this one old guy pulled up in a broke-ass…

As a customer service worker for most of my life, I would be pissed. As a manager I would have fired them. Idiotic, immature conduct. Totally legit on the one star.