I came out flat once... after too much whiskey. :(

I didn't suggest that at all. I'm all for hacking your stuff! In fact, I said in this same article "It's good that Charlie Miller is doing this research, and if he wants to poke around in the software of his own car, more power to him. I'm sure there are interesting things that can be learned, and security can be…

Probably read Doug's post about how disappointing the Ferrari was and figured the Subaru would be less of a let down.

Cops in the area I grew up in thought it was their god given right to use their lights to run reds. I never once saw a cop not turn on their lights if there were 2 cars or less in front of them.

Your radio is either off or too low. Turn up the volume.

How can I get an automotive press pass that allows the use of cars for review purposes. Not asking about it as a full-time deal or to get free things under the guise of "journalism" but as a legit side project. Also, how'd you get a column on Jalopnik and how can I?

Pontiac G8

we're going to need an all new cam

1. Aaron Rogers.

Oh god, there's at least one or two crazy customer stories every day at grocery stores...

Skill..... and that's all I have to say about that....

Yea, take that GM.

IT'S SLOW

Watch and clock people see it time and time again most likely.

In the league Peter King runs, Goodell got the first ten draft picks and is always first for waivers. The league's loser has to give Roger a hand job. It's a two person league.

As insufferable as that sounds, at least the people care. My friends league is full of dudes who fell all over themselves to get in a fantasy league, lost two-straight early and proceeded to never look at it again. No responses to trades, no setting lineups no trash talk. Now many refusing to pay up a measly $20. At…

There are a million Kizashi's around Pittsburgh.

Why isn't a chicken all dark meat?

I dunno about most people, but it doesn't really feel all that great for me if there's zero friction involved. Your girlfriend's confusion is justified if you ask me!

Oh I much preferred the scene at the end of S2E1 where he breaks the fourth wall for the first time all episode, right after killing Zoe. That shit creeped me out to no end and it was pitch perfect. The way he kind of lets you follow him around all episode, witness a literal murder and then beckon you in while he…