I feel bad for people who are hairy and have never done it. Like they are living in an uncomfortable prison of their own making. I want to do a cave drawing of a waxed b-hole and show them the way!

I LOVE having my crack waxed. It’s by far the best part of a Brazilian.

I’m hairy so I still wax the crack. It’s for me though. He doesn’t care.

*humms lyrics to Brown Eyed Girl*

Once, when I apologized for my unshaven legs during the early part of of our courtship (‘cause after like seven dates that shit is out the window unless I feel like it), my now-husband said, “Men don’t care about the rough, they just want to get on the green.” Now, my husband is neither a golfer nor a dudebro, so I…

Your story corroborates everything I know about men. They don’t really care about aesthetics if they get to play with your stuff.

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

Well, my end goal is to find how to stop them transmitting viruses like dengue and Zika...so I’m working on it!

We entomologists are a special breed of weirdos. But it’s a good group.

I actually really love my job, and enjoy studying and working with mosquitoes. They have a lot of personality, they are very similar to cats. [I realize this sounds soooo strange]

That is a great question. There are some colonies that we can feed defibrinated bovine blood to (we get it from a supply company) and some mosquito species do well on chicken blood. I unfortunately work with a species that really “prefers” fresh warm human blood, so...it’s all for SCIENCE!

Holy shit.
Your job dedication is...wow. How do you write that one up on the ol’ resume? “Literally gave my blood at this job”?

I have ... just so many questions:

45?

I can’t decide if you’re really weird, really cool, or both.

I’m an entomologist and I work with that beautiful specimen you have pictured, Ae. aegypti. To maintain a colony in the lab, I will sometimes have to feed them by sticking my arm into a cage and letting them go to town. My best advice to avoid getting a reaction is to NOT SCRATCH no matter how much they itch. Once you…

I’ve noticed I’VE been way hornier this week. So maybe I’m trying harder LOL

I personally prefer a ‘Tryst’

“...we’ll be temporarily disabling Gyms for a short period of time.”

A one-night stand and a fling aren’t the same thing. You say “fling”,. I think of a gunpowder relationship. It burns fast and hot, but if you try to contain it, someone’s likely to get badly hurt.