I’m sorry what were we talking about? My mind drifted for a moment.

My wife has Sebastian Stan on her “I’d go straight for them and you can’t be mad” list. He’s the only one on the list, to be fair. Good gifs and thanks for sharing.

They are actually trying to keep the used novelty condom distracted with a full schedule that day.

Gasp!!!!

Oh god someone needs to break every phone in the White House. There is no way he can be allowed to Tweet that live!

“For some reason the want of an epidural has become a paramount issue for Karen Pence” Mike Pence, circa 1993, 1995, and 1996.

“For some reason, Mt. Vesuvius making strange noises and releasing ash plumes has become a paramount issue for the people of Pompeii”

“For some reason, this issue of segregation has become a paramount issue for the Negroes.” Pence X, 1963

Reading all these replies, and now being referred to as a beautiful bastard (swoon), has made me the happiest I’ve been since the election. Everyone on this thread deserves a raise.

“For some reason, the issue of the Ring has emerged as a paramount issue for the Fellowship.” -Pence the White, Year 3019 of the Third Age

For some reason, this issue of volcanos has become a paramount issue for the Pompeiians. - Praefectus Pence 79 AD

“For some reason, the issue of potatoes has become a paramount issue for the peasants.” -O’Pennessey, circa 1845.

- Mike Pence 3517 BC

You guys are tweeting all these at him, right?

“For some reason, the issue of nazis has become a paramount issue for the Jews” - Mike Pence at a Nuremberg nazi rally 1936

“For some reason, this issue of meteors has become an issue for the dinosaurs,” said Penceasaurus Rex.

“Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.” -President Pence, 30 seconds later.

“For some reason, this issue of not being able to breathe seems of paramount importance to Kinja commentors.” - M.Pence.

“For some reason, this issue of bear maulings has emerged as a paramount issue for our fur trapping party’s guide.” - Major Michael Pence, circa 1823

‘For some reason, this issue of slavery has become a paramount issue for the black people in this country.” -General Grant Pence, circa 1860