I've never given much thought to when I went with my BFF to her her abortion, sat in the waiting room, made jokes (she appreciated) when puking outside my car window after.. The clinic was in S. Florida and totally non-descript - this was in 2005 and I now shudder to think about how much worse it probably is now. I…

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I’m a therapist who works with kids/teens - my 5yo loves to come to my office on weekends and play with all my toys.. Recently he asked me “do you have a kid?” And I said “yeah, YOURE my kid!” And he then said “no, do you have other kids?” My conclusion is that he thinks I'm cheating on him with my other kids. 😂

I used to think jerks - now I realize it's a savvy tactic to avoid paying for luggage. Gonna do that on Monday. I've now become a jerk

That was me and Miami too 😢

Oh man, I fell down that rabbit hole last fall - fascinating - the things I learned that I would think I would know growing up in salt lake (though non-Mormon)

Ugh, this is me too. Highest concentration of DEET I can find. I recently was at a child’s birthday party in the afternoon and was getting eaten alive and everyone else was like “what mosquitos?”

Sadly, but before my job switched to a shittier version of PTO (no more LTS to hoard) that's what I did. Now you end up having to buy short term disability insurance that covers 60% of your salary while on FMLA - as we can't carry over very must PTO anymore.

What’s infuriating is that I work (specialize) with adolescents who offend (yes, there is hope!) - and his non-apology would be torn to shreds - he is not accountable nor anywhere near being accountable.

Seconded! I had one done last year and was anticipating pain.. Went in, had it done.. And it was like, seriously nothing. No pain during or after.

My acne and menstrual migraines actually got better when on mirena - back on bcp and acne and headaches back 😢

My dr requests you be on your period when getting the IUD - as your cervix is a bit more open

My OB said it has been approved for those without kids, and if there is any resistance - get a different Dr (planned parenthood even)

I usually have a red bull night cap

Another ADHD sister! And my 5yo is as well - and meds are 100% needed and appropriate for him and myself - he can now swallow pills, but I know lots of kids who would benefit from this option if they can't swallow pills. It's like any other Med, keep that shit secure

These are amazing!!!

I feel I should start peeling apples everything I'm plotting something. Staff meetings, while with clients, at bus stops (though i have a car), etc. 😂

I was always baffled by the ODC organization of the fridges

ILU - put that on a t-shirt!

Jezebel is the reason I started following her on Instagram - and it is actually quite a delight - she is the only celeb I “follow”