Uhm, 15 + 6 = white and gold. Y'all are all fucked up.

You're going to have to get over "literally", hyperbole is not grammatically incorrect, and this usage is just getting more common. It will literally never go away.

Shouldn't something like "Ditch your car and start using mass transit" be part of the suggestions?

"Madonna has built her entire career on passing off other people's innovations as her own and making sure the original authors of things don't get as much credit for their work as she does." -Hillary Clinton

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Aquaphor Lip Repair, hands-down ($3.50). It's not waxy, so it penetrates as opposed to sitting on top of the lips.…

Alright everybody, Circus Performer here. I have been performing in various shows/circuses/theaters for about 8 years now, and I have a few points to make. Are there people in the circus business who mistreat their animals? Absolutely. Do I think that exotic animals should be allowed to live in sanctuaries and not…

I would also recommend James Loewen's Lies My Teacher Told Me. Not only does it offer a fairly scathing rebuttal to the whitewashed stories we are told from an early age, it also offers a fairly damning critique of the history textbook industry, and the disproportionate power that certain school districts wield within…

Just like the old saying goes: "A way to a man's heart is through his stomach. A way to a woman's stomach is through her vagina. Or was it heart? I can't remember. Anyway, vagina."

I am desperately hoping that she is ridiculously stubborn and this gridlocks for so long the studio finally drops it entirely and she spends all her money like an NFL star and ends up poor and since she still won't be able to write well IT WILL BE THE ULTIMATE REVENGE

You can't put down a messy, condiment filled burger, it's going to fall apart. Once in the paw it stays until it is transferred to the belleh. The other hand is for fries.

Ruining a language is often the cry of those in charge who are frightened of those people and their weird ways destroying life for decent folk. If elites declare a certain way of speaking as inferior it allows them to exclude anybody who speaks that way because why would one associate with inferior people?

I'm too lazy to read this, it's too long and I don't like it. Someone smarter than me should make a summary I could never do that. What do you think?

First of all, I'm not American.

If they sent this to everyone, I wouldn't really have a problem with it.

The whole "woman's touch" thing really makes me bonkers. That's right, bonkers. I've spent a decade in male dominated work environments. Not anything like silicon valley (I'm a commercial fisherman and a professional brewer), but I'm always the only woman in the room (on the boat).

They're selling fruit, for the love of god. Nature's candy!

Or the poor fruit vendors just minding their own business when a string of cars comes by and caroms grapefruits all over hell. HATE THAT!

If their dads had spent less time playing golf and more time teaching their kids, we might not have these problems.