cheeky humor

Is the bread as terrible as everywhere else?

A guy from my office was on that plane. His father was killed in a lightening strike yesterday in PR. God bless those pilots for being able to get him home.

Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant

I was looking for showtimes at theatres near me, and there’s a field to type in your location, one for the date, and one that says “Your Name”. I was like, why does it want my na— oh.

Fan should have known to watch out for his Nether regions at that game.

A “giant semi” can mean a lot of things... Right ladies?

alternate headline:

Well at least now he has a handicap

Trainers knew Petty was concussed when they asked him where Ryan Fitzpatrick went to college and he didn’t know the answer.

Live in NZ, majority of cars on our roads are used japanese imports. Can confirm every model pictured I see at least weekly around Auckland. Though they generally start off as rich ppl minivans and expensive shuttles and then gradually work their way down to rental campers and backpacker vans when they hit the 15-20…

My “Round Nose” Yamaha Superjet and my Volvo V90 (Which has since been replaced by a V70R :)

Well it is just a short distance from Petting, Germany, to Fucking, Austria.

Will Tsonga prevail? Time will tell. He might win. He might also blow a Gasquet.

That’s what she said!

The Yankees made that mistake earlier this season, referring to certain players as veterans when they should have really been retired.