it’s not the speed that kills you, it’s the sudden stop

Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?

There goes my aim down the drain. How am I supposed to see anything in this suit!?

Do you say “now witness the firepower of this fully battered and operational waffle maker” each time you use it?

Now, did these people also steal the the silverware in the trunk, or was that stolen by the previous owner?  

Mao-hawk?

Up Yours Garage

I think this is the more sanitary, STD free version though ...

The intestinal fortitude you display would never let her ketchup.

Japanese hand-ball contact is usually obscured by pixelation anyway.

That kick damn near rectum.

Result: Judge’s Decision (Toe-Holed)

Movies here are too expensive so the average number of movies seen at theaters annually is less than 2 per person.

If Mitsubishi listened to what the general public really needs and put rotating security cameras on its mainstream cars, maybe they would sell more.  I, for one, refuse to consider any car without a rotating security camera standard

Both groups went on hundreds of escort missions, so that’s a fair mistake.

You’re talking about people who hand-waved over-estimating the number of deaths in Sri Lanka by *6* orders of magnitude as a typo. “Denial” is just a river in Africa to them.

So THAT'S where the Bucks stop.

This story is bound to have a happy ending. 

Wrong St. Petersburg.