it’s not the speed that kills you, it’s the sudden stop

Wait, are you sure it wasn’t this guy?

Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?

There goes my aim down the drain. How am I supposed to see anything in this suit!?

Do you say “now witness the firepower of this fully battered and operational waffle maker” each time you use it?

Now, did these people also steal the the silverware in the trunk, or was that stolen by the previous owner?  

Mao-hawk?

Yes. I would like to more.

Up Yours Garage

I think this is the more sanitary, STD free version though ...

The intestinal fortitude you display would never let her ketchup.

Japanese hand-ball contact is usually obscured by pixelation anyway.

That kick damn near rectum.

Result: Judge’s Decision (Toe-Holed)

I remember having a company commander who thought that a meter was about the length of a heel-to-toe footstep. He was a West Point grad.

Movies here are too expensive so the average number of movies seen at theaters annually is less than 2 per person.

If Mitsubishi listened to what the general public really needs and put rotating security cameras on its mainstream cars, maybe they would sell more.  I, for one, refuse to consider any car without a rotating security camera standard

Both groups went on hundreds of escort missions, so that’s a fair mistake.