Junior is a young, inexperienced 39-year-old father of five.

Nah, I just think that a major tent pole release that's been in production for well over a year at this point seems to be spectacularly rushed and missing a lot of vital components for being ten months out and was pointing to the fact that its director is referring to it as "Untitled Han Solo movie" as a pretty good…

Nah, their performance is more along the lines of the Emo Phillips cameo.

Wait, the movie's out in less than a year, they had a finished script, and they still don't have a title?

Everyone's shorter if you govern the revolutionary French way. By about ten to twelve inches.

"And a lot of good men died in that sweatshop!"

Watch Jeepers Creepers before you do.

While I know that he copyright debacle over Night means he saw almost no money from it, I like that, as a result, it basically belongs to everyone and has been around forever.

My basic stance on Cromwell is a perpetual internal struggle between how much I hate the English conquest of Ireland and Scotland versus how much I love kings being decapitated. He probably does win out, though, as the one who fucked up the most people, the worst, for the longest time.

*Wesley Snipes' accountant sneers, reveals a tattoo inside his lip showing that he's been working for the government the whole time, is immediately exploded.*

Oof, good luck. I adore that book from afar, but— as much as Dostoevsky is an idol to me and I love his ideals and his more accessible work —I have never made it all the way through.

"Walt Jr. and Wesley Snipes fight off an alien invasion" is the kind of movie I'd pitch while drunk, in between trying to sell my friends on "If I send David Milch beautiful pictures of horses, will he write a movie about John Brown" and "Michael Shannon is Stardust the Super Wizard and we get Verhoeven to direct."

Could flagrantly violating tax law be considered, in a twist of irony that would make O Henry weep, trying to ice skate uphill?

And keep in mind, you're calling him the worst in a story that also involves Charles I and Oliver Cromwell. Not saying you're wrong though.

I think you're confused. The tweet was "Check out bad roads all across country. Infrastructure weak!"

It just seems like that, because metric years are so much shorter.

I will gladly consume all manner of stinky, oily fish— I made an awesome pepper and mackerel stew a couple weeks back— but then again, I am, in most respects, an elephant seal.

They're all a bunch of Herberts.

You guessed it!

Hey, give them a break. It's not like he's played by a hugely talented and charismatic actor or anything.