I wouldn't really be the one making an argument that equates disabilities with pedophilia, dude.

She is! She's able to get around just fine by tapping into her qi to sense the world around her.

Dude I saw you call CNN and the fuckin' NY Times a bunch of Regressive Leftists once, I don't think you have a good handle on what centrism is.

Maybe? I wasn't mad or anything. It just seems like your main deal is wandering around tossing out hack right-wing catchphrases that are overused to the point of meaninglessness.

Quick, call them a triggered snowflake next, that will show off your creativity.

For real, I've read arguments by psychiatrists that we can't diagnose That Man with a personality disorder for that reason. A disorder has to cause someone distress or harm to be considered a disorder, and clearly whatever's wrong with him isn't making his life any harder for some goddamn reason.

Ray Charles shot a gun at a child in Blues Brothers.

"The big hit that summer was a song called 'heart full of love.' And I got to thinking about what my heart was full of, and I decided it was basically full of napalm."

As Voltaire once said, "Shut up you ugly bitch, I wouldn't fuck you."

Nah, calling someone a "white knight" on the internet means that you're accusing them of pretending to be nice to a woman or pretending to feminist because they want to get laid. It's internet slang that goes back about a decade or so, but it looks like you used it unintentionally.

For real. I remember the last time I saw an article like this, and the comment section was chock-full of people who'd never consider themselves to have anything in common with Breitbart commentators suddenly rushing to throw around "triggered" and "snowflake" and "safe space" at everyone who was upset by a liberal…

Yeah, it's good that the band fought the system like that. Otherwise we might think that the band playing on the Journeys Sponsored Stage at the Official Vans Warped Tour (brought to you by Monster Energy and Doritos, partial proceeds go to PETA2) didn't have punk credibility.

Punk rock is about rebellion and rule-breaking and doing what you want as long as you show proper respect and deference to the artistic sanctity of the Warped Tour mosh pit.

Iggy Pop is somehow still alive.

Yeah, I got real tired of people getting wound up about those articles. "Band big enough to get headline reviews gets reviewed, scandal breaks simultaneously, pop culture publication covers scandal as it develops over the following week" is not exactly a big deal, you know?

Or, in the case of Sid Vicious, even if they don't do either.

Nah, by all accounts Ramsey's a stand-up guy who just had a short temper like literally every pastry chef. The man is revered by his peers.

Good, because this is like my fifth one.

Ugh, I hate that. Sharks and whales aren't anything alike.

Which is weird, because he did that song warning us about the Neo-Stalinist regime on his fourth solo album.