Oh man, good call. The Collector is so dry and quiet, but so incredibly unrelenting.

I hope they're about me!

He's a huge, huuuuge misogynist. Way beyond your usual older-man conservatism. He had a stand-up act recently where he invited women from the audience onto the stage so that the men could shout out what was wrong with them.

I don't think it's the lack of jokes, but the lack of a script. It was a hang-out, shoot-the-shit improv comedy with shaggy dialogue scenes, which just cannot work for a high-premise comedy about the supernatural.

Es fer me mam.

Fair warning: it is very De Palma and very, very 70s.

Like what you like— I don't like Webber, for the most part, but it's not like I'm gonna judge someone for digging it.

Urrrunnh?

Webber's Phantom isn't even the best musical based on Phantom of the Opera. Sure, the chandelier stunt is cool, but I'll take a vocorder-voiced bird man carbombing The Beach Boys any day.

T.S. Eliot is my favorite poet of the 20th century and even I can't love Cats.

They also publish Dredd and own the character, which seems like it would be pertinent to the article.

Did they forget naked Rasputin being birthed from a puddle of gore, pregnant with squirming tentacles? Or the mutilated, sadomasochistic mummy with clockwork guts and no lips or eyelids? The first Hellboy was PG-13 and very fun, but it was plenty dark and gruesome and already walked a pretty fine line between horror…

I do wonder how modern Evangelicals feel about the show— it was scandalous when it first came out.

If anything, he'd be a better Jesus. Not one brick shall remain upon the other, and all.

Hey, it's the one good Lloyd Webber musical!

They could get both Nick Caves!

Poorly punctuated to boot.

Of course not. The name means Truth! It's right there!

Hey, come on— fucking idiocy is a topic Buzz actually has some expertise on.

I would honestly put him below all three. Harding' corruption and infidelity is a joke compared to DT, Nixon was responsible for some effective governance, and Buchanan was simply a bad president overwhelmed by issues that called for a great one. He's basically neck and neck with Andrew Johnson now.