He was like the anti-Carter: a competent president who was too overwhelmingly awful of a human being to govern effectively.

Remember when El-P said "piss on power/ golden showers" and that line had somehow been written before Novemeber?

The letter doesn't specifically cite what Comey did wrong— there's every chance that it was written to look reasonable, but Donald actually believes Comey's being fired for failing to prosecute her.

Yeah, people keep saying this, but Jimmy's been on the news as an accessory to mass murder. 10 people got stabbed to death in a prison hit he helped orchestrate and he's known as the money launderer for a vicious crime lord. If she didn't want to be a part of his life when he was just a CRIMINAL lawyer, I really doubt…

I can absolutely believe that, at this point, Howard doesn't even believe Chuck's story. Howard admitted that Chuck was at least partially at fault for taking the documents home and leaving them unsecured, and he's clearly having doubts about Chuck's mental wellbeing. I can buy that, after realizing in this hearing…

Arizona is the sunburned asshole.

His nickname's really just Yeezy, from the "ye" in "Kanye." He titled the album Yeezus because it was an album about how fame, coupled with the pressure of blackness, was driving him mad and turning him into an egotistic monster with a messiah complex, and the joke of Yeezus was so funny-stupid that it stuck.

It makes sense. Swift is also a spoiled rich kid with a cult-like following who parrots a shallow version of a political ideology in order to appear human.

There was Roy Cohn.

That's not entirely the same— this one doesn't sound like it's also painfully ethnocentric and full of jokes about how wacky foreign people are, in addition to being tedious.

You're not far off. 96, and he just produced Death Race 2050 earlier this year. And it has a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, for some reason.

So many Coppolas, so little time.

Oh man, this is going to mark me as the worst kind of philosophy/art nerd but this sounds like a blast.

Big Red No for Big Red Boy.

Look, I know you're joking, but Roger Corman's love of gothic horror, pulp sensibilities, and tendency towards black comedy makes him a better fit for a Hellboy movie than 95% of other filmmakers.

Both films opened at #1 at the box office, and the second made back double its budget.

And when he is 112 and finally dies, they can stop casting him in Hellboy movies. It's not like any of his real skin is visible in the movies anyway.

If I'm not allowed to get Del Toro and Perlman, can I just get Guillermo Navarro and Mickey Rourke and play pretend?

Fuck that shit. It ain't Hellboy if it ain't Ron Perlman.

Oh man, the Last Word. That's a beautiful, beautiful cocktail, and my go-to when I want to impress.