Ugh, MatPat.

Manos isn't as funny. It's a masterpiece— an absolute gem of terrible art, and its discovery is one of the show's greatest triumphs —but it's almost unwatchable and Is never recommend it to a newcomer.

Literally sang this to my fiancée the instant I saw that on the list.

It might be my favorite. Really consistently funny, and it has the same combination as Space Mutiny of the movie itself being fascinatingly stupid and the crew bringing their absolute A game.

You say that like Atlas Shrugged's main audience isn't insufferable teens.

I think it's as much targeted to millenials' parents who loved taking their kids to see the original, though— the mothers of basically every person I know of my generation love the original film.

Absolutely. His most mature and complex film by a mile, and my favorite of his to talk about. I love all his movies, but Basterds is one I could pick at and think over for days.

Have you read MFK Fisher's How To Cook A Wolf? It's less focused on substitution but is a fascinating historical document from a similar perspective— it's a cookbook and a collection of essays built around rationing and shortages in Britain during World War II. It ranges from how to get kids to eat offal to how to…

I read fucking Xanth as a kid and I feel embarrassed for people who read Mission Earth.

Oh god no. Howard could actually write, even if it was simple and pulpy. I opened a Hubbard book once to a sentence written in all calls with two exclamation points. Also, the phrase "they wore boxy suits and gangster-type hats," which has stayed with me for years.

Rapist coming through.

He was breaking up a bar fight between Vince Vaughn and a drunk local while shooting an utterly forgettable mid-00's thriller. The most Steve Buscemi way to get knifed in the face and groin— as an innocent bystander, trying to do the right thing.

The man gave the most campy, over-the-top performance in a movie where Ray Liotta eats his own brain.

I saw this headline and thought John Goodman was dead. Don't do that to me, AV Club.

Man, it's fucking bizarre that Oldman, via taking on a couple of big-budget blockbusters where he played serious mentors, conned us all into forgetting what a career's worth of lunatic ham he's left behind. I don't mean that as a bad thing— I love the Oldman who made The Professional and True Romance and wish we saw…

They've made some really good movies in my hometown, but between Brandon Lee dying, Steve Buscemi getting stabbed, everything involving De Laurentis's King Kon sequel, and Dennis Hopper deciding to buy a Masonic Temple downtown, I think we may be mildly cursed.

Hell yes. This movie goes home and fucks the prom queen. Solidly in the middle of Cage's great action trilogy— the story may be a mess, but the script is punchy as hell, the cast is great, and some of those action setpieces are wonderful.

Oh my god I love that soft sweet boy.

Oh my god I hate how clever this is.

I'm on board with that. I'm pretty sure Trump Soylent doesn't have the attention to detail or enough care for consumers to actually use people rather than a low-grade people substitute.