Man, I'd like to not have days where I immediately start crying when I wake up and then shake with fear at the thought of going outside, but it's just so much fun!

The company I work for is actually a distant descendant of the Pinkertons, via a series of buyouts, legal actions, transfers, and sales over the past century or so. No business connection now— Pinkerton isn't legally allowed to operate in America and we've been totally independent for about 30 years —but we still have…

I don't like the new format either, but I'm pretty sure that the people that run the site and monitor the traffic have a better idea of what increases views than we do.

Is there a non-terrific Jim Broadbent?

Cale's never stopped innovating and doing weird stuff either— Black Acetate has a groovy, hip-hop sound to it that I don't think any other rocker of that generation could have pulled off.

Yeah, Marble Index is one of the heaviest, most funereal records of all time.

Do we have to have a monotheistic VU religion? Because I think Cale's every bit as wonderful and vital an artist— I'd put his solo career up against Reed's for sure.

I don't think there's another album in existence that blew my mind like WL/WH did when I first heard it as a teenager. Also, my closest friend in the world— surrogate brother, best man at my wedding —and I bonded over that album so hard as teenagers and I'll always associate it with him. Just a real special record.

Look, I played Shadow of Mordor, so I know a thing or two— Sauron had a physical body for a bit, but it got exploded after some random dude did a few quick time events and stabbed him three times.

Thanks for taking this side. Tolkien was deliberately attempting to write a work of mythology, which, like myth, was open and ambiguous. I think that he'd be pretty opposed to the notion that an adaptation had to be reverent and true to the facts of the original. I think Tolkien was as interested in how his story fit…

Gross, malformed leg bones represent.

Man, you know who'd be an amazing Lois Lane? Amy Adams.

"It is best not to pray to Crom. It only draws his attention."

It honestly is pretty good bacon.

And he's anti-gerrymandering and pro-environment. I'd rather have him in the Oval Office than literally any other prominent GOP figure.

I've said it before, but he's the best person in that party.

Man, how must it feel to have your best movie be an extended mockery of your own script?

True, but I wouldn't expect Joe "I like having nice tits" Esterhasz to be behind them.

Hey, you know what might have sold some consoles? Scalebound, that's what.

Based on Ivana's divorce testimony, the only difference there would be the car.