Well, Cee-Lo is awesome in the very limited sense of making awesome music, not so much in the broader sense.

No, the brain-stealing aliens.

I know for a fact that I have contributed to my state's question, so I can't feel shame.

Ahh, it gets me every time.

It's not hypocritical to try and take back something that stolen from you.

I had a dream once where there was a movie wherein Nicolas Cage played an easily-bored manchild who ran for local office and stumbled his way to success because his own terrible political instincts made people think that his campaign was so threatening to the status quo that he was being targeted by a smear campaign,…

We don't deserve him on this earth.

Man, when did people start feeling the need to defend comic books from nerds? When did superheroes become the media property that people felt the science club kids weren't cool enough for?

Trust me, Cumberbatch does not have the CHA score necessary to be an effective sorcerer.

Better hair, too.

Which he didn't even know was in the job description when he agreed to take it. Despite campaigning on shutting down the department. And governing the state where our nukes are assembled.

He's a week in and is already in contention as one of the worst presidents of all time. Even if he resigned now, he'd probably cinch the #4 spot.

Kicking out the DNI and Joint Chiefs of Staff in favor of a drunken, friendless tabloid editor is a terrible idea. Not because it's going to endanger everyone's lives (DT doesn't care about that) but because Jesus, Donald, do you want a military coup? This is how you get coups. These people are not accountable to the…

It was what, forty years ago that Bowie first conflated fascism and pop celebrity as two sides of the same coin? Always innovating, that man.

Honestly, going to Heaven and being surrounded by kind, decent, giving people who don't have to work would be hell enough for Ayn.

Well, they don't work that way. Opposite poles attract each other.

Look, Caligula at least declared war on the rising tide. We could use that kind of leadership.

I'm glad some other people have issues with Zootopia— my main concern was that it's an allegory for racism in which different races are, in fact, genetically distinct species with different biological advantages. Judy has a hard time as a cop because she's a prey animal— but she succeeds, in part, because she can run…

He was never with the band during their greatest era (the first five albums), but he rocked hard, gave the Dio era a lot of its sound, and damn, the bassline on Heaven and Hell. May flights of hot devil babes like on the cover of Sabbath Bloody Sabbath bear him to his rest.

Ozzy and Iggy will rule the wastes.