Sorry— I forgot that Star Wars fandom is a Poe's Law thing, where there's no opinion too stupid to be obviously sarcastic. Yub Nub does not, in fact, own.

You say that like the original trilogy's diagetic music— "Yub-Nub" and the Cantina band song —don't fucking own.

Long live the dark meat.

Foul play?

Cthulhu isn't even the most important of the Lovecraftian horrors. He's not an Elder God or a Great One, just some dead priest who gets mentioned in one story.

My father gave it to me for Christmas one year and was really excited to do so. That's my second-most depressing Christmas experience after the time my mother said that all she wanted as a gift was "just for you to be happy."

He knows it's over.

So was the really good Morrissey concert I went to when I was 18 just, like, the only good Morrissey concert in history?

On the one hand, Vonnegut is a balm in these times and I will almost certainly reread Breakfast of Champions this weekend.

I don't need to tell it to Goro Miyazaki; his father already did.

Yeah, but she's only the fifth-best Coppola.

Actually, in niche porno it's the name for a prolapsed anus.

Oh, for fuck's sake. If they're serial killers, it's yandere.

Only if you presume that Mark Wahlberg counts as "people."

Eww.

They actually were half of his supporters. 51% of Trump supporters surveyed said that black people were "less evolved" than Caucasians.

Also, it's not a losing issue. Trump won NC, but Republicans are going to lose the governorship solely because they backed a transphobic law.

All of language is just different arbitrary labels. If someone asks you to call them Dave and gets upset when you insist on calling them Steve despite their request, they're not the asshole in the situation. Why is a pronoun any different than a name?

Yes. A"gray, sodden, flaccid" meal made with artificial butter flavoring. This is what I will serve the people I love on one of the most special days of the year.

Reiterating College Dropout. Even beyond the lyrics (which are great— "Spaceship" is one of the best songs I've heard that taps into the misery of being trapped in entry-level retail), the music on that album is incredible, but it's not as dense, strange, and self-aggrandizing as his later stuff.