Yes. They're both legal requirements to have insurance. In what way am I fucking wrong?

He's specifically promised to bring back policing techniques which were ruled unconstitutional, limit the freedom of the press, make abortion illegal, and torture people. That's the first, fourth, and eighth amendments.

Neither one of those are constitutional freedoms, any more than the freedom to not have car insurance when you own a car or the freedom of banks to not pay FDIC insurance.

I wanna say Jack London?

Hey, real quick: what constitutionally-protected freedoms did you lose?

I'd hug you if I could, man. Right down there with you.

Eh… most of us.

I've seen Mad Max. They seem pretty prepared.

Let me warm our hearts with Simpsons. Ahem…
"Damn Americans! They ruined America!"

Oh no. We're taking you down with us.

It's true, it's true, we're so lame!

If I may offer one tiny consolation: I don't see him in office for more than a year before the fraud, graft, and corruption indictments start piling up. Pence is a shitlord too, but Trump will be so mired in scandal and corruption that he'll probably quit when he stops having fun, or the Senate will be occupied with…

Fuck knows I'm gonna start.

I'm gonna also follow Justin McElroy's example and drive my car into a brick wall over and over while cackling madly.

America has ceded its right to feel great. "Shining city on a hill?" Fuck that noise, we just elected human filth. I'm not sure I'll ever get any goddamn pride in this country again.

So long, Western Civilization. It's been fun.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Man, that movie gets a bum rap. Sure, it's not GOOD per se, but it's easily in the top 20% of video game adaptations, some of the comedy actually works ("We're the bad guys?"), and Julia is so, so great in it. The film version of Bison might be the ultimate Saturday morning bad guy.

Oh man, the whole "Podesta pedophile ring with pizza code words" shit is nuts. I just watched a comedy blogger I follow get swallowed up in it over the course of like two days and now he's saying that Anthony Weiner kidnapped a five-year-old and that the Vince Foster shit is actually true. This is an ordinary,…

No it doesn't. I'm a feckless idiot, and even I was able to make up my mind!