45 minutes, in and out? Sounds like you would actually have more fun on a single siloed KTM Duke... Unless that commute involves an interstate. 

Or buy a manual Tesla.

...and I’m not sure how Bandai Namco could possibly go about removing them.

COTD

When David Tracy offers to buy it.

Can you imagine getting in an accident and not only being punched by an airbag but also having it project a colony of live ants at your face?

but time zones!!!!

Someday, someday I’ll be among the beautiful people. The beautiful COTD-ers with their recognizable screen names. That’s when I’ll know I’ve made it.

CHARGING PANELS! (said in the same voice Jerry Seinfeld used for “Delores!”)

I’m positive they shorted physical production because they hate the idea of used retail and will do anything they can to kill the aftermarket. 

Not all cars look good with a big mouth, but I think this one does. The wing seems a bit out of place, though. Might look better if it was painted to match.

It’s being treated the same as alcohol. As long as it’s unopened, you’re good. 

Give them time. Chrysler has been producing defective vehicles for decades.

So, basically:

Truly incredible reporting. I’m proud to see how Jalopnik has evolved into a place where I can experience the weirdness of Torchinsky’s mind, but also the sheer brilliance of Ryan Felton on real-life issues.

Cannot star this enough.  Great work, guys.

Well done guys. Great article

Free MTG.............

Hey, we’ve all been there, right?