My version:

Yep, third most important skill behind:

The fact that this person is alive is incredible unfortunate.

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High school is one thing, you’re young and dumb then. Not an excuse, but it’s more understandable. None of the guys in that video appeared to be in high school. If you’re an adult and still making those decisions, yeah you’re fucking stupid. Especially if you’ve got $1,600 to bet on a race, but can’t be bothered to…

It's not a cult.

“Ten years ago” works for me.

Oh, man, another hit piece from the Short Enrichment Commission! Please leave Elon alone, man. He’s trying to save the planet, one ghastly, over-weight, kilowatt-hogging, CO2 drenched battery buffet at a time. Don’t you see that only Elon is true, the one and only, light?

So when do we get to officially label Tesla and it’s customers a cult?

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Epic Failure was right about the rose-tinted glasses - the press by-and-large fawned over the car when it was introduced, and the MKIV has had some diehard owners from day one, but most were puzzled at the thought of a ~$50k Toyota and went off to buy a Corvette, or SUV instead.

He was wrong about the availability of…

Headline is shortsighted, Ryan. The solution isn’t necessarily electric vehicles. If everyone switches to electric and we start burning more coal to fuel plants, we aren’t getting anywhere. The headline should be about reducing VOC, toxic, and particle emissions, and reducing CO2 output dramatically as a whole. The…

Don’t kid yourself, if there was a asteroid headed to earth by 2040 there would be entire industries devoted to downplaying the probability and urging you to continue life as normal and keep shopping. Politicians would say the science isn’t settled and that there is no need to disrupt business based on a probability.

If an asteroid were on a collision course with Earth in 2040, we’d presumably drop everything to avoid our fate and save ourselves.

You mean she?

I think the Pontiac Solstice still looks pretty fresh, especially the coupe.

It has aged well, but it is unquestionably of its time.

Rare to see one in decent shape, but always thought these looked BA