I want to work at that sloth sanctuary in Costa Rica. Or with animals in general, really. Or be whoever it is whose job it us to come up with names for lipstick colours.

Now that the trailer has dropped, and my new dream job is Wonder Woman, how about a dream job thread? Childhood dream jobs, current dream jobs—what is it that you wish you got paid to do?

The fact that the RNC apparently didn’t have him sign an NDA is yet another sign of how fucking amateur hour this whole production is. Jesus. If this is how they roll, I’m scared shitless for what would happen if they took the presidency.

I have two also, and about two hundred movies on the format :)

If you’re in my house (I’m under the age of 60) who still has 2 VCRs, it’s for one reason only.

He actually unintentionally did some good work there, though. Ed Hardy’s brand needed to be killed.

Well color me impressed you could do it then! I never could have done that. Fit enough, once upon a time, but I’ve always had negative rhythm (that is, when you’re so incredibly white, it goes beyond having no rhythm and into actively fighting the rhythm).

lol i dont think the class is ‘deciphering handwriting’

Why are nursing students writing essays? Shouldn't they be tested in more concrete ways? I was a science major in college and I hardly ever wrote essays; the ones I wrote were all for electives. Maybe these nursing students are cheating in their non-nursing courses?

Which may explain why the woman journalist we spoke to was tailed Monday afternoon by a (woman) RNC media relations staffer, who stopped her to let her know that her sleeveless top and dark-wash jeans did not conform to Mr. Trump’s dress code for ladies.

It looks like he spends a lot of time loitering outside a 7-11. I concur junkie.

ive seen people say its because of his jaw surgery he had a year ago?? or because he is doing a lot of fasting to be closer to god?

THIS IS GOOD KINJA. Hahaha at the ‘medical sales rep’ job title then!! Here I was thinking he was the only one with a real job.

Chase is a friend of my friend’s husband. He was at their wedding a while back aaaand rumor around the room was him selling prescription drugs in the bathroom. Cannot confirm, but I have never got a good vibe from him.

Or Department of Transportation.

Put him as Secretary of Health and Human Services, just for laffs

She plagiarized Michelle Obama and rickrolled the RNC. I’m convinced that her speech writer is a 100% Grade A Troll. And I love them.

MIGHT disagree with? Well you’re unintentionally funny.

...and once again, I see those aborted fetus photos and think, “those don’t look human at all.” Which I think is the opposite of what they want me to think.

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention