Both will be around for a long time. Pace yourself. Drink slow.

The only groups that should rock plastic shoes outside of “public” showers are prisoners, psych patients and preschoolers. Safety is never a style issue for those groups.

MiMi just seems so innocent pre-breakthrough. Breakdown?

I'm way past thinking he's behind some of the anarchy that's going down in this country.

I've had plenty of horrible theater experiences. While it's nice to have hope for this Bridget film — by the 3rd film installment, after a successful debut film — I don't really expect much.

Garbage people just trying to get attention.

Still no tax returns. Tom, they haven't heard you.

True. 30 Rock executive offices (and beyond) are likely pro-Trump. But, Seth Meyers seems to have not fanboy pissed himself. Integrity, preparation and basic skill/knowledge is what keeps you from being a hack. You don't have to be the smartest person in the room to avoid hackdom, but you do have to know where you…

In Kentucky we call this putting on the whoopin’. But, seriously, this kid is the real deal and I'm almost giddy to even think that he might have Heisman potential.

Pence is a crazy motherfucker too. And he's the devil you know kind. He's just trying to look sane by comparison. But, if Trump is elected and descends the gold throne he installs in the west wing, a President Pence and a Repub controlled anything loading the SCOTUS scares the hell out of me too.

It’s the little things that remind time and again what we lose. Sorry for the loss of your friend, that’s the tough stuff.

Fallon is a hack. It is true.

Does anyone think that there are some NBC execs that might be in on this shit? First Matt Lauer and now this.

What the hell was that last night? Between Fallon playfully tousling Trump’s faded rusty Brillo head on NBC and this fine bit of CBS comedic race mockery —really, what was going on with late night tv?

I was going to try and educated you about what the what/why/when of OTC Narcan and the importance of LEO’s administering to an obtunded person in the presence of known or suspected use — but, then you hit with the Robitussin issue and my entire reason went away.

Wrong, you are wrong. Narcan is OTC in Ohio. And LEO’s can and do administer it without issue. But, hey, not sure if East Liverdrool does, but everyone has time for a quick pic — right?

And Kellyanne we think you are going to be judged very harshly in the future. We get someone like Bannon working for Trump. Cory Lewandowaski was a given even. But, how does even someone like you (tho you’ve never been overly bright) reach this level of cognitive dissonance?

Dr. Oz is a hack. It is true. Gee, damn I’ve used this line twice in a week already and only the subject name changes.

This pic should come with a warning — it’s just nasty! Damn — stop. You just can’t unsee some things! My eyes are bleeding, my eyes!

Matt Bevin is a hack. It is true. If he makes it to the end of his term (and I have doubts) he will make the esteemed Ernie Fletcher look like a kind, doting, benign, ethical Sunday school teacher.