Godspeed Mofie.

TV - nah, they can have it. If I’m not home. But the odds of them coming in with intent to harm YOU may exist. And yeah, if I catch people in my house I’m maybe going to give them a verbal command 1/4 second to comply & get on floor then they with lose the voluntary option.

I have always owned a gun. As a single girl many years ago (my first gun) was purchased “just in case” — I was trained to use it and use it well. A problem developed in my life and while I can’t say for certain I was suicidal, I was in that deep, dark scary hole, I felt unsafe — so, I gave that gun to a trusted LEO…

Way. Too. Low.

Nah, unnecessary.

RNC will be like watching a plane crash. Horrific. Terrifying. Can’t look away.

I’m so sorry. It’s totally okay to just be and let the world keep on keeping on. You and your precious kitty are everything.

She’s the anti-Trump! And it’s her destiny.

I get it, really. And I deeply understand the issue.

In the case of “knew about it and is complicit” AND “family circling the wagons” — it has to be both. Cause what else are they going to do/say?

I wonder if what her conceptualization is of her murderous hubby being shot dead by the police is?

I'm not a snake person either — yikes! I do KNOW that snakes DO NOT want to eat us and only bite us if we force the issue.

I'm glad YOU were not injured. Now, let the drawing begin!

Your grandma was totally badass. A good snake killing stick is all that’s really necessary for a stroll through the Kentucky backwoods. Though I’ve seen Timber Rattlers longer than I am tall and as thick as my thigh — just don’t start nothing, won’t be nothing —just keep on walking. Remember, that snake does not want…

It’s quite a tail — of wolf, then bear. I want to believe, but “lost or missing” in the deep woods for 12 hours alone? And her friends were not frantic and searching? Just does not make sense.

We are only on this earth for a very short time. Remember to make every day count.

Fuck PETA on the shelter pet issue.

All kitties snuggles are still totally awesome IMHO. You are blessed.

Everyone loves FAT babies. Everyone loves FAT puppies. Universal truth!

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