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Wait....you’ve never seen Happy Gilmore?!?!

Me too! As soon as he became an official candidate, I stopped faking it for Hillary.

Is that you, Mr. Connery?

Same!

There’s a scene late in the film when Michelle Monaghan (who plays Sandler’s love interest, obviously) sees Sandler at a black-tie dinner at the White House (with President Kevin James, remember). Her eyes widen. “You dress up pretty sharp in that tux,” she says, and she means it, and he tries to look modest with a

Bernie Sanders also opposed the IRAQ war when it was bad for your career to do so and pretty much predicted ISIS.

Like what level of rich is banging a tennis coach? Because I want to get there, that or a ski instructor...

The Ralph Nader/Jill Stein/Dennis Kunichs of the world need love too.

Bernie is the first candidate I’ve ever seen, who I actually want to vote for. that’s never happened to me

I think I’ve just about reached the moment when I would vote for a presidential candidate who actively campaigned on a platform of nihilism. Imagine that fucking debate:

I AM WEAK AGAINST PEER PRESSURE

But which one is the True Detective???

Every single photo, especially the header, are truly inspired. I have ascended to another realm after that Werner Herzog-induced laughing fit.

Why the Tony hate? He’s the only Bucs coach that could actually win games, and he didn’t leave - he was fired by incompetent management.

It’s almost football season!

Aw hell yeah, WYTS is back! Everybody dance!

Not to mention the antibiotic resistant staph strain in the Bucs locker room is totally going to hybridize with an STD from Ybor city and will kill us all.

Some people are fans of the Tampa Bay Bucs. Many of them are strippers. The rest are very old.

Pee diamonds. The yellow ones look like piss. I have no idea why anyone would spend that much money on something like that. I don’t care how “rare” they are. They still look like piss. Diamonds in general are BS.

I will never understand why people own sunglasses that are expensive enough that their theft would be a felony. I guess it’s because I lose or break mine so much that I buy them at the dollar store, but still.