I, for one, welcome our spider-alien overlords with open arms.

So, now can Ken finally wear high heels?

She’s no Grace Jones:

I wish I could have a glass of wine on my desk at work at 10:05 am.

Black comedy seems lost on you. Cool, don’t play then.

great point.

Yeah, nonconsensual hair-cutting as punishment strikes me as really creepy—an assault on the kid’s bodily integrity. I think it creeps me out as much as if he’d pulled her clothes off or something.

Oh god...the drugs really did him in, huh? I had SUCH a huge crush on him from the age of 9 to 11...

Maybe I’m just an old fart around here, but this is a ripoff of Madonna’s Borderline video but glossier (maybe it’s the Frizz Ease?).

Just imagine it as Bobby Flay’s face.

It’s funny because she’s poorer than you!

I wish I could afford $28 wine, that would be nice.

No one has addressed this yet, so I will: a $40 bottle of wine is not an expensive bottle of wine.

I think that you probably just did more to reinforce why people think 'snobby' wine people are insufferable, than you did to refute it.

Only if you get off at the Ferrari and Tesla dealerships perhaps, otherwise it’s a sea of cars that would have been scrapped in any state with safety inspection, mixed with shiny Datsuns, Prii, and distracted Lexus SUV drivers who’ve had their accelerator pedals removed for safety.

Ouch. I was just on there earlier and it was bottled up because the clouds got dark and threatened rain. But it did remind me of the one good thing about I4 and that’s that there’s usually good automotive sightseeing,.

The more expensive, the more right of way.

I’m about 40 minutes from Orlando. Nothing like I4 traffic