My exact thought. Get this out of the gray.
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Titled: If the two dudes from 3rd Bass ever had a child together
“I’m here wiff my main man Benz Franklisch- respeck!”
It’s like he learned english from watching Ali G.
Was that a star of David he he was flashing? If so: In before the jew money jokes!
I got SO EXCITED... until I realized that “fuller bust” is larger cup but not larger band. I practically live in ASOS Curve; if they had a bra in my size that wasn’t plan black and perpetually sold out I would be on that site every day.
Dear ASOS, zaftig women want to give you money!
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...the new queen of Europop (FIGHT ME!)
Applebee’s, Hooters (if she wanted to go that route), Red Robin, any local bar that needs servers, etc. There are literally hundreds of places she could go. Not that that excuses any of this but Tilted Kilt serves THE SHITTIEST food, has the worst drinks and atmosphere of any sports bar I’ve even been (and I’ve been…
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And now I’m stuck on the Vanessa Williams Vevo playlist. Thanks.
Big dicks are straight up painful for me. Give me a smaller one any day of the week.
Don’t people like beer anymore? Beer is good.
#TeamMimosa #WeAreAllBrunchers #BloodyMaryDrinkersCanSTFU
First they came for the rosé, and I did not speak out—