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This video though.
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Not iconically sexual? I beg to differ.
Or just model fulltime. Her beauty hurt sometimes.
The only acceptable time to order for your date is if she is in the bathroom and has already told you what she wants. We’ve been out with my in-laws and they asked if we should order for my wife (who was a couple minutes late). I said you can try, but I’m not!
That white zinfandel story reminds me of something that happened at the first bar I ever worked.
These two dude bros straight up swagger up to the bar (which was fairly busy). Popped collar hamptonites with less money than they want you to assume they have. The one guy leans in over the bar and shouts “Lemme get a ZIN…
A yuppie and his date came into the bar. It was obviously early in the relationship and he was obviously showing her how urbane he was.
I am a pillar of the community, a mason, and have respect for authority. But even I don’t trust the cops. Yes I know a bad apple ruins it for everyone, some cops are good, blah blah blah. However back in college when a cop lied to my face, I will never forget that event (EVER)! Whats funny I found out its perfectly…
Am I the only one who doesn’t like Mayweather? I’m not much into boxing and don’t really know who he is. Though I do know who Manny is because my wife is from the Philippines. Even though I may be partial to Manny, Mayweather just seems like a cocky, arrogant idiot. Kind of reminds me of Kanye West. And oddly enough…
That’s some creepy shit. And lovely picture too.
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One of my favorite things to do is look at the video tributes to her on youtube. Tanguynew08 has some great ones. I also found this. It’s chilling. And it’s true.
I keep it well hidden. You guys’ll never get it!
NOT OKAY.