Just do what I do and only buy cars that are at least twenty years old.

Fuck Carplay, fuck that Google shit, fuck smartphone integration. I have an Android, I don't want my favorite future car to have an Apple infotainment system.

You and me both, friend.

Dude. ESPECIALLY not the closet!

Free the dance!

My grandparents slept in separate bedrooms, and that used to make me sad when I was a kid. Now I sooo get it.

I have come to accept the fact that I can't be in a relationship unless the other person is also a garlic monster.

dude this gif is everything

I do most of my weird things in front of my husband (rewriting the lyrics to songs, eating dinner at 4pm, changing into sweatpants the minute i get home) because I think I'm a joy to be around no matter what.

I still hug and kiss my pillow/dream boyfriend like a goddamn 11 year old girl. I'm going to die alone, aren't I? :(

"...To find out how much it would cost to have a hooker sh_t on me... so I could impress others with an accurate price quote during pleasant after dinner conversations."

No thanks, I do not want to have a daily reminder of my traumatizing emergency surgery that I had while I didn't have insurance. Not all scars have some cool story.

Meanwhile...

Alaska Wintour had me dying.

I LOVE Violet and Miss Fame's clothes, but find both to be annoying personality wise....being that they are so heavily invested in look, I'm wondering how they will do in performance based challenges.

In gif form:

Please make celebrity memoir reviews a regular feature on this site! (I nominate Vanna White's for the next installment) ((Yes, I read it when I was in high school)).

Yeah all the defense of Joan Rivers' needlessly nasty jokes on that show in this thread have got me scratching my head. Self depreciating or not, Joan was a total asshole on this show, and all the people up in arms about the dreadlocks joke who also defend Joan Rivers are hypocrites — Kelly Osborne included.

"but at her core, [Joan Rivers] had a good heart and sense of humility."