Because launching a tv series doesn’t necessarily mean he’ll be intimately involved in the process of making it?

I like to imagine Hanks went full Quint on this poor motherfucker.

Well I didn’t know he/she was a troll when we started. :P

Any word on who’s playing Taskmaster? Definitely seems like they’re going with “Former Red Room Operative” here. (Loved that “mirroring” choreography. I hope they do way, way  more of that.)

Conversely, I exposed myself when proposing.

So your point is....no one ever breaks up with a cardiologist?

Star for “Lionel Hutz.”  This put a fat grin on my face.

Do you remember Gunther from Friends?

Some people just want to watch the World burn.

Dismissed Gargasmell without reading his almost 100% assured snide horseshit. :)

They saw how well those DC movies have done and how obviously beloved they are so they’re borrowing the Zack Snyder aesthetic for themselves!

From the studio that brought you Paul Giamatti as The Rhino and Topher Grace as Venom, comes their next hilariously miscast origin movie.  

It’s not every day you get Mahershala Ali walking into your office and asking to make a movie like Blade with you.

Jared Leto is... Kate Beckinsale.

Blade showing up to murder Jared Leto a thousand times over would’ve automatically made this my favorite movie ever

I love Laura, but I audibly guffawed when she won the Golden Globe and thanked Noah for making “such a universal story.” Like, ma’am, did you watch your movie?

What a power move--win a second Oscar, call up Kevin Feige, sit down with Marvel and inform them you’re playing Blade.

Cheers! Now that I know that it’s much clearer, but I genuinely listened to it several times as ‘geh daga doogeh do goodah, eh?’.