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Apr 14
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I would lose my absolute shit if I ever got to meet Cookie Monster, Big Bird or Oscar the Grouch. And if it was on the set? Forget it. I’d be dead. They’d be dragging my corpse out of that place by the heels. Read more

Apr 13
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Haha! I almost didn’t get that. Well done.

Apr 13
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Am I legally obligated to get internet-upset about something I don’t give a fuck about? Read more

Apr 13
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The only future I want for the tumor is a guillotine.

Apr 13
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I miss the good old days when you could just put on some sunglasses and shoot your way out of a problem.

Apr 13
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I lived in Jersey for a number of years, and every now and then I’d go to Philly for some reason. Every time I went there, I encountered someone who was a complete asshole. I once hesitated for a second while ordering a cheesesteak in one of the places that is supposedly famous for them, and was then mocked by the Read more

Apr 13
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My favorite part of Small World is the last scene where they’re all dressed in white. It’s like some sort of puppet purgatory or something.

Apr 13
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Yeah, but I don’t even know what a local San Franciscan would sound like if it hadn’t been so overrun by so many different groups of people. Which is both the beauty and the shame of it. I lived there for eight years, and it is easily the most diverse place I’ve ever stayed in for an extended amount of time. I miss Read more

Apr 13
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San Francisco is the most accurate by far. Everyone always knows exactly what they’re talking about in San Francisco, and they will not let you forget it until you either die or come see their show/sign their petition/read their blog/have sex with them/give them a dollar so they can eat tonight.

Apr 13
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Each day he gets stuck on a different ride and ends up back in his office.

Apr 13
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It is! I liked it a lot. I’m all for movies that do their best in telling young men how not to be selfish fucking assholes. We could use more of them.

Apr 13
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Goddamit, I love that movie. Watch out! Moppets!

Apr 13
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I didn’t feel that way about her until Kill Bill Vol. 2.