Hell, we might just pull the plug on herpes, too. Has Coachella been cancelled yet? Who knows what we could do!

No, it’s just that younger generations these days are incredibly stupid.

Cool, you go shit in the desert and catch your death. I’ll be in Canada.

The header image made me realize that an old girlfriend of mine looks just like Michelle Monaghan, only with about 25 pounds on her.

I especially love the huge wide-shot scenes at Skyfall manor in IMAX. Deakins is a genius, so it’s expected, but man, so much of that movie is just breathtaking.

Yeah, we talked about it last night. Don’t worry, we’ll go easy on you.

It’s up there with Shirley Bassey’s Goldfinger for me, which is my favorite Bond song ever.

It’s still fuck for me. Which is my favorite pickup line.

Birth control? These people can’t figure out peel-off yogurt lids.

I think this was the first real Bond epic. The stuff with Bardem’s character near the end gets a little too coincidence-y (he’d have to be able to predict the future for his plan to go EXACTLY as he wanted it to), but overall, it’s fantastic. I saw it in IMAX on opening weekend, and was just blown away. His entrance…

Unless conditions were really terrible, it would take a lot for me to quit SNL. It’s not every day you get to be part of an institution like that. I’d be like Kenan Thompson and just stay until they called security on me.

They all look a little melted, appropriately enough.

I see no hot people. 

No, Kermit Bologna is married to Tori Spelling.

That, too, is Dermot Mulroney.

No, that’s Dermot Mulroney. The fuck kind of a name for an adult is Dermot? It sounds like an off-brand Muppet.

“Sir, you can’t just leave this light here. This is the roof of an Arby’s.”

I do. Facts about a character’s origin can help to establish depth and tone as they grow. It’s not just all about fighting.

In slow motion, regardless of what is happening in the foreground.

Thanks, Cap!