If you’re referring to Iron Man in the movies, he was very much in Afghanistan in the first film.

Clearly you forgot to mention washed-up trash Tori Spelling wanting to charge people $95 to talk to her. You must’ve gotten chased off by that other washed-up trash Dean McDermott who got real mad about it and stuff when those same people told her to fuck off.

OTHO

Well, fuck that, then. Only reason I buy citrus is for the clowns.

What’s a circus market?

This, but with Batman.

Oooh, a bunch of guys in their late fifties who finally decided to do something about their hair. Scary.

Your sex life is none of my business.

Sir, this is a Domino’s.

From what I know about Gene Simmons, he’s probably now trying to figure out the best way to make a couple bucks off this video. Hey, maybe a handjob or two in the back of a van if he’s lucky.

10 seconds, MacGruber!

Thank you, dumb ten-year-old that is the internet.

Saw this in front of ‘Onward’ and had a blast with it. Looking forward to watching it again.

I could watch Henry forget how to spell ‘neolithic’ for hours.

Tired of drifting, searching, shifting
From town to town
Everytime I slip and slide
A little further down
I can’t blame you if you wont take me back
After everything I put you through
But honey you’re me last hope
And who else can I turn to?

Deeply and secretly racist, one and all.

Yeah, that’s fairly accurate, and it carries on into Crystal Skull in that Mac is a completely useless character, and Oxley’s entire contribution to the film could’ve been conveyed through a journal. I think ROTJ is a far better film overall than TLC, though. TLC just seems like a mixtape you’ve heard before. Here’s…

Which means there’s scaffolding involved, and then of course the union needs to be a part of it, and... ugh. What a nightmare.

I don’t think people realize much of anything anymore if it doesn’t fit nicely into their already well-established worldview.

I dunno, but promotional stills for a show or movie are hardly a new thing.