If you listen close, you can hear Sam Barsanti weeping to himself over not getting to write this story. Rough day for ol’ Sammy today, actually. What with his Grandpa Bernie dying and all.

Don’t respond to that troll please.

This special sounds like absolute torture.

And I suppose a carhole is called a garage.

I was joking because everyone’s skin in Avatar was blue, but thanks for the info.

Nah, he just stood there and turned grey.

I like Solo just fine, but my point remains.

Imagine sweeping that invisible bridge every night. Yikes.

That’s exactly what I was hoping it would be after that first 30 minutes! If the fifth one happens, I hope they take cues from the best parts of Crystal Skull, where Indy is shown as an older man having leaned more heavily into his more studious and intellectual interests. Where he’s grown into a man who can…

The Phoenix sequence is fun, but I do not understand how people can praise it up and down and yet still somehow shit on the movie ‘Solo’ for over-explaining a character’s origins. The two films do exactly the same things, and in exactly the same way. Literally every single aspect of Indy’s character has an origin…

“Keep blogging about the Kanye/Taylor beef, assholes!”

On the record Smells Like Rainbows.

We named the Canine American ‘Native American’.

Don’t respond to this troll. Disregard and dismiss.

Don’t respond to this troll. It’s always begging for attention in my greys. Disregard and dismiss.

Oh, and hey, don’t bother putting a source on this story, Sam. It’s cool. We’ll just Google it for our fucking selves, I guess.

Please stop calling the man Indian Jones. You’ve done it twice now, and he had some very fond memories of that dog.

And to think someone came in every week to sharpen those blades and keep them operating smoothly.

I don’t mind the first hour of Crystal Skull. It’s silly, but it’s enjoyable enough. I dig the Area 51 chase, and some of Indy’s backstory of working with the government, and the setup of the overall mission. Don’t mind it at all. Then Mutt comes along, and all of the other 900 characters there are by the end, and the…

Iron Maiden?! EXCELLENT