You know what’s worse then Oh?

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Margarine is bullshit.

I think boullion cubes aren’t quite right here - Sure you could make it yourself, but that’s on the order of hours.

Look at all the other pre-sliced ‘how lazy are you?’ stuff that’s doing great. It started with pre-grated cheese (I think) then moved to cut lettuce, cut and peeled carrots, sliced peppers, peeled bananas (!), boiled peeled eggs...

Lil’ 9/11

didn’t care enough

ZARDOZ DOES NOT APPROVE!

army imitating the plot of Grim Fandango

Typical comics BS. That store will be back in a month or two like nothing ever happened.

In every photo of Holmes I see, she always looks bat shit crazy.

OK, boys and girls, Elmo wants to show you a six letter word. Can you say it?

Wait, am I the only person who cannot fall asleep if my feet are too hot? I often find I kick my feet out from under the covers, hanging them off the side or end of the bed, in an attempt to cool off so I can fall asleep.

Guy Fieri could soak his hands in Clorox before cooking, and I still wouldn’t watch him. He is the #1 reason I hardly ever watch Food Network anymore.

I heard like one out of every six people hate it, but I never see a negative review from them about it.