Macy’s are horrible. The clothes are like something tacky moon-people would wear. The housewares are too shitty to be that expensive. The employees are more depressed than I am. I always get lost because the stores look like a surgery theater by way of a “spot the difference” youtube video. What do you mean they’re…

oh and what about starting every sentence with oh

So basically, dipshits vote in dipshit ways for dipshit reasons yet are too dipshitty to realize that they are dipshits.

Her other, more racist actions aside, it might’ve been meant as a qualifier. In my family, we call things like casseroles “white people food”, and McCormick taco seasoning + beef + flour tortillas “white people tacos”. As a joke, though - we aren’t issuing this as an order to an employee or demanding the termination…

No, guys definitely do that to each other.

If you won’t use the browsers everyone else on earth use, you’re going to have a bad time.

Just on a broad part of their upper leg? That hurts way less than, like, a finger. Or getting hit in the ear.