Macy’s are horrible. The clothes are like something tacky moon-people would wear. The housewares are too shitty to be that expensive. The employees are more depressed than I am. I always get lost because the stores look like a surgery theater by way of a “spot the difference” youtube video. What do you mean they’re…

oh and what about starting every sentence with oh

... Even Steven!

This assumes that conservatives beget conservatives. How many liberals have conservative parents?

To be fair, grating cheese can be a pain in the ass if you need a few cups of cheese. But on the other hand, if you need a melted hard cheese, hand-grated incorporates into a sauce much faster. Talkin’ bout alfredo, here.

IT SHOOTS SEEDS.

Oh I read your post and, as a former technician myself, do not doubt your story. Just posting a humorous observation. You do you, honey

So 90% of the population is responsible for 90% of warped drives? No.

It’s the eyes. The methy/speedy/ectasy-y/adderall eyeballs. Whether it’s the result of a “concentration aid”, a nervous tic, or horribly misapplied advice (“make sure your eyes aren’t half-closed on stage!!!!!”) is anyone’s guess.

You should B positive.

How is the evolution of an internet meme considered social awareness?

So basically, dipshits vote in dipshit ways for dipshit reasons yet are too dipshitty to realize that they are dipshits.

I was unaware that hot feet could even be an issue. Wet feet, sure. Feet being compressed by blankets, happens all the time. Feet being consumed by stinging insects, who doesn’t have feet being consumed by stinging insects. But hot feet? Are you from the Earth? Do you live in the sun?

Her other, more racist actions aside, it might’ve been meant as a qualifier. In my family, we call things like casseroles “white people food”, and McCormick taco seasoning + beef + flour tortillas “white people tacos”. As a joke, though - we aren’t issuing this as an order to an employee or demanding the termination…

Personally, I thought that Chopped put the nail in Food Network’s coffin. Nothing but competitions after that.

No, guys definitely do that to each other.

If you won’t use the browsers everyone else on earth use, you’re going to have a bad time.

Maybe she doesn’t care about star track enough to remember that dark vader got thrown into that mine?

Just on a broad part of their upper leg? That hurts way less than, like, a finger. Or getting hit in the ear.