He is a beautiful soft anime prince who I bet also smells nice.

Maybe “Hot teen” is their job title. Like the Hot Cops.

Yeah, not all gays have style.

oh my god hahahaha

I stood with my sister in line at the airport, and this really REALLY hunky guy was towering over us. Like, this guy was a dreamboat. Muscley and tall with blond hair, blue eyes, tight grimace. We kept stealing glances at him until it just turned into full-on staring because good goddamn were we…

I’m 30, my mom is 71, and my dad is turning 80 (I’m adopted). Try not to think about it. It does get to me sometimes, but ... yeah, it’s hard. Try not to think about it.

Alright, maybe this is terrible of me, but I feel bad for the kid in that her parents are as old as they are. My dad was just a bit younger when I was born, and now he’s over 70 when I’m only 26 and I worry about how much longer he’ll be around. :(

see this kind of story is why I lose my mind if my period’s two weeks late even though I haven’t seen a dick in a year

It’s fucking blue and black! Do not start with that shit again.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

A lot of disabled people have spoken out about this phenomenon. Needless to say, it’s pretty terrifying to see, especially when the child and the person have the same disability.

Everything is better with Prince, period. Berets. Sinead O’Connor. Illusions. Breakfast. My sister.

I always wanted to slip up to the server and mutter “Look, I get the legal seafood’s good enough for the chumps. But come on, pally, whachoo got in the back? Sea serpent? Mermaid? I got the cash.”

Nick Offerman is in town for a play and has come into my local coffeeshop twice now. My boyfriend served him one morning, and everyone said he was super nice. He posed at their counter with a branded mug for a picture, and other than that I think he managed to get out without anyone harassing him.

He’s definitely on the top of the list of people I would love to meet and tell how much he has meant to my life, and how reading his books makes me feel connected to my late mother, who was the one to introduce me to his work.

I live in Bangor, Maine, hometown and stomping grounds of Stephen King. Pretty much everyone in town has a “I saw him at the grocery store” story.

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Does anyone know how to become a contestant on Shark Tank?

People are the worst, but here is a cat hugging a toy.