“It’s 528 Hz, which is the frequency of love.”

Oh man, I can’t wait to watch the man babies lose their minds over this. 

Oh man, don’t make sex workers deal with incels. They already face high rates of violence, and I have to think that would only be increased by dealing with these violent, entitled dickwads.

My dog LOL’d.

LOOK AT THE GOOD ROLY POLY BEARS. WHAT A GOOD BEAR.

yes

New theory of how it was “leaked”:

Exactly. There is no demeaning Trump, the “affair” rumors are to demean Haley, by implying she is only in her present job because of an affair. I’m not the greatest fan of Haley- she’s too conservative for me- but she is more qualified for her job than Trump is for his.

I work as something called a Script Coordinator. Part of my job is to run script clearances to legal and network and get those notes back to the writer’s room. Intially I’ll ding in a room while the writers are going anything that could be suspect (choking on a food product, getting in a car accident, mocking a…

The talent portion of this pageant is a snoozer. One camel after another, all belting out “My humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps.”

I can’t even imagine how hard it is to fit into those outfits when you’re always retaining water.

Truth. It’s good she’s banned, there could be assassins for someone important like her.

It wouldn’t have been a problem if she’d been part of the highly respected and well-known monogrammed thermos industry instead.

Things I, MadPiglet, have turned down because “is probably no good:”

“911 - Operator, please help, I think there’s a glitch in the Matrix”

Alternate Story:

This is the event where Betsy DeVos actually eats children, right? Then shares her favorite recipes, the Toddler Torte, Middle Schooler Meat Surprise (it’s got sprinkles!) High Schooler Hot Pot and Co-ed Casserole. If there’s time she’ll fix her specialty, Detention Delinquent Deviled Eggs!

Weiner’s lawyers, who are asking that Weiner forego prison time and serve probation, described the girl as “a curious high school student, looking to generate material for a book the government has disclosed she is now shopping to publishers,” and that she sought “somehow to influence the US presidential election, in…

Might have something to do with us being taught that our genitalia is shameful and them being taught to be proud of theirs.

What he’s missing is that it doesn’t have to be Wonder Woman OR Sarah Connor— we can have BOTH. They’re completely different women, because there isn’t just one type of woman, and the idea that we can only have one archetype of feminist icon is fucking stupid.