It is a crime that Shemar Moore is not included on this list, so I’m gifting him to the commentariat here. By far, the best combination of perfect head shape and man eyebrows on the planet. I rest my case, and I don’t even care that the picture is so huge.
How many times do we have to tell you that LSD and the internet don’t mix? Just go listen to Pink Floyd at the planetarium like normal people, jeez.
I persist in believing there isn’t such thing as a decent cup of hot leaf water.
All I know is that with these hotflashes, all hot things turn into instant sweat. Maybe I’m not quite old enough yet for decimated tastebuds. Wow. Another thing to look forward to.
I’m going to invent a line of portable blast ovens for use in restaurants that cater to older customers. Propane powered ovens on wheels that would just get brought out so the food can be superheated directly next to the table. Big tempered glass doors so the customers can see the propane flames scorching their food…
I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.
God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!
Either she’s lying or Cool Pope’s an asshole.
She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!
I have it on very good authority from Strawberry Shortcake that Blueberry Muffin’s vagina* does, in fact, taste like blueberry.
“The condition, which is usually seen in women who wear tight hairstyles, is now becoming more common in men.”
seriously. exercise equipment is expensive. HEY UNIVERSE, I WOULD LIKE A STATIONARY BIKE
I imagine that the investigation is ongoing and it shouldn’t be too hard to find the guy and arrest him for assault given that his identity should be known by the other staff and owner of the restaurant, but I have to chuckle at the way the article made it sound kind of like he got away and that was that.
No shit. I had a guy tell me I had “found the fountain of youth” when I told him I was 30, I guess he thought I looked ‘young’.
Stephen Baldwin owes $90k in back taxes, and I’ll never understand why celebrities don’t pay their taxes (or hire better accountants).
