Dear Bristol Palin:

My first encounter with Ms. Chenoweth was when I heard her in a performance of Leonard Bernstein’s Candide.

WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE MEN WHO CAN’T GET LAID!

I always use that line from Hot Fuzz when someone asks me for my birthday.

Yeah, but Would U

M I S A N D R I S T

no but you’re supposed to wear it for murders

Thank you for writing this. My first child was stillborn at full term. Following her death, my ex and I tried to have another baby for 3 extremely painful years which included 1 miscarriage. I wish I had words to explain how hard it was to not only lose our baby, but to then deal with the awfulness that is…

In fairness, D&C refers to dilation and curetage (sp?) which is just a procedure to empty the contents of your uterus, whether viable or not. For my abortion, they used D&C.

Well first of all, we get a lot of trolls around here. Which is why I went on and answered your question anyway, and tried to do so respectfully, in case you were being genuine. If your feelings are hurt because of that, sorry but it wasn’t meant as an insult.

Can’t tell if trolling, but....

There's something about the thought of these bros being doused in menstrual blood that's really charging my squirrels. I think I might be spontaneously menstruating.

Good thing you’re here .... to reMIIIIIND them...

“I am where Mentality has always come from. I am Mentality. I am an athlete. I am a scholar. I am a musician. I am an artist and a maker. I am also a fighter.”

I would have refused the “Epic Mealtime”-style order via the Drive-Thru. Simple rule being—upwards of fifty of the same sandwich/fries/drink combo constitutes damn near a “Catered Affair” and requires serious advance notice, as in several hours (Two minimum) and be paid for in advance via credit card. Restaurants are…

Truthfully? I had to stop a minute and realize that GM isn’t General Motors

So One Direction are going in separate directions? Good thing there’s only four of them now.

She called me yesterday to work out what to say on the card. “We’ve donated to XYZ Charity on you and new husband’s behalf, because we figured you two already have everything you need! Love, Stitty and Stitty’s MIL”