I had a Econ Professor from India who spent the entire semester talking about “doubling up garments”. Finally someone had the bright idea of asking the TA about it. “developing governments.”

F.E.E.L.I.N.G.C.A.L.L.E.D.L.O.V.E!!!

Consider it done.

RE: the Navy story. The military’s brass really does not like their service members pulling shit like that.

This will sufficiently dox me to several people I know, but I doubt they read Jez and don’t really care that much so.......

I picked up my friend from surgery to get his wisdom teeth out and he was still pretty drugged up. When we got in my car, he looked in the mirror and asked me, “Why the fuck do I have tampons in…

That thing said my 8 year old brother is a 35 year old woman.

That photograph creeps me out. She looks twelve years old.

“So: what totally frivolous item would you buy if you suddenly became filthy rich? “

Those are all movies that people watched as teens. They have a special place in the hearts of many people around here and whether they were any good is secondary to the memories they evoke. Marie wasn’t a Godfather groupie. She didn’t dress up as a mobster and read crime reports. She was a The Craft groupie.

They are going to put Shailene Woodley in this, aren’t they?

I BIND YOU, SONY, FROM DOING HARM. HARM AGAINST OUR TEENAGE SELVES AND HARM AGAINST YOURSELF.

I hope your asshole writes a bestseller countering all of your dick’s accusations, and that the two of them become embroiled in a decades-long media feud.

My first comment was eaten. I saw the latest Avenger movie with my teenage cousin. We went to the book store after. She was looking at bobble heads for Avengers. She notices there were none for Black Widow. I told her there was also no action figures for her too. She ended up getting a Vision bobble head. It is weird…

Hey, in Argentina we have a saying - “Más difícil que recular en chancletas.” It means “more difficult than backing away in flip-flops.” Seriously, have you tried it? Those things are killer!

SO MUCH.

If so, she’s wearing it better than the virgins.

I feel like I'm falling into two camps here. Like, honestly the outrage over it feels kind of... Manufactured. It's like people heard it and were like "Oh, here's something we can be pissed off about." Like a dumb joke in an interview doesn't deserve nearly this much attention.

Dare I ask what water tables are used for?