Amazing story, wow. I'm almost moved to tears, hahaha.

If its within the games boundaries (no external "hacks" to call it something) it's OK. If you think otherwise, you're be a salty scrub.

Could be any other marine wearing his dog tag to replace him in the cryo chamber.

You mean like... Women?

I'm pretty sure if they open/publish the Cell Assembler and/or full API for everything in the PS3 and PS2, then the community would make a fucking good emulator within months. I'm so friggin' sure of that.

In my country (Chile), decommissioned guns (un-registered or crime-used ones) are burned/melted every month. The police dept (we have a national police institution here) takes care of it and it actually works.

"In a perfect world this would be just punishment."

I thought it was Hollaad.

I have the short answer: it's easier to grab them doing it doggy style and when they're busy looking at your bellybutton up and close.

New age LEGOs, pretty much.

What? I thought the ones without horns were the Photoshopped ones!

Lost in translation I guess, hahaha.

Isn't the first one a Canadian?

"She is a former Japanese adult video actress who has been wildly popular in China"

Come on, South Carolina Jalops!

I can't believe there's people around who doesn't know this one...

"Unlike cars and planes, a gun is a thing that is designed to help you injure other things"

What? Was that even a serious review?

Well, I think Norh Korea is thinking "Planes have been used... Let's see... Oh, look at that; Satellites!"

Could it be due to the slow processor? Maybe slow memory access to the CPU?