Let me help out the people of Lawrence.

Counterpoint: Fuck KU.

In a related story his brother Stupiddipshitasshole Buffalomeat is named after Curt Schilling.

True Kobe Buffalomeat is only available in Japan. It would be more accurate to refer to him as “Kobe style” Buffalomeat.

Solid kid, still has all his marbles.

“I’m too fat for my t-shirts”. You guys certainly know your demo.

I was also hoping for more “my shirt shrunk” and less “I’m too fat for my shirts.”

The only people more annoying than hipsters are the people who are always bitching about hipsters.

let go of the past. start dressing like an adult.

Or lose weight....

Tomsula: Guess I’ll have to start looking for a new place to stay out there. Hey, do you know if there are any Redskins living near the stadium that might have a tent I could borrow?

That’s a GTV, very extremely not an Alfasud.

“But Krusty, why now? Why not twenty years ago?”

“Family Fondue Party” sounds like one of those URLs from the 90s that just had a static image that would be seared into your mind for years, ie: lemonparty and tubgirl.

The other trucks didn’t have this problem.

Right, because that’s the first thing that comes to mind when people hear the word switch. Jeez, that’s a pretty lame attempt at trolling.

Punch was not Orvil Dryfoos’ son. He was his brother-in-law.

Currently on eBay.

Seriously, no need to fret over any potential rumors like a narcissistic teenage girl until it actually happens.